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GASP!
“I will not have you speak scandalously of my MAJESTIC beard!!”
Tag: krakenguard
… Would the beard be moss? Fern?
Fall foliage? …Nah that suggests it’ll fall off. Your guess is as good as mine.
… One of those awkward moments misreadin’ that as “I rarely, if ever, consume products OTHER than myself.”
bob belcher voice: oh my god
EXTRA DICK
NO KEEP IT AWAY
At least he didn’t say “feel how hard I am”
I’m so glad someone besides me was thinking it.
[akunoakuma] “… You are distressed, O other self of mine.”
“What makes you think that?” said Aku, holding a mug with the words ‘Foxy Grandpa’ on it. He didn’t seem to notice.
GOD, now I’m misreading that as “I suppose we have no other choice but to mate”!
LOL Well that’s one way of resolving their argument…
Yeah, I suppose Aku would know about being locked in a prison and escape being impossible…
He does but in this case the prison is meant to keep the person inside safe from the dangers of the outside world.
GOD DANG IT, I MISREAD THAT AS “Given his massive size, the cock was devoured instantly.”
I figured someone might read it that way on accident. I even misspelled ‘cookie’ before I posted it.
… Would Aku prefer “Love’s an Open Door”?
He would prefer “Love is a Locked Prison and Escape is Impossible”.
The Shogun of Sorrow 