i think Azura is going mad with power. she doesn’t even think genocide is all that bad.

“…”

The demon lord considered this for a moment. Then a grin spread slowly across his face.

“You don’t say.”

margotrobbiesbf:

champagnepadre:

anybody who over 5’5: I hate ur giraffe looking, shrek jumbo size, t-rex looking, palm tree looking musty ass

need a stool? I couldn’t hear you all the way down there

@jcalousy

“I thought I heard a tiny voice yet I see NO ONE around!”

snackiies:

unspeakablyevil:

nightfurmoon:

GUYYSS NEW VIDEO! As always I’ll translate it as soon as possible!

HIM NO.

EDIT: TRANSLATION HERE

/SCREEEEEEEE

okay but why are they standing by a well?

I KNEW IT WAS SOMEWHAT FAMILIAR AND ITS A FRICKING REFERENCE TO BACK TO THE FUTURE FJKSGJKFKF

OMFG I knew that part reminded me of Back to the Future but I was trying to remember if Marty’s family was standing in front of a well in the photo. I couldn’t remember but LO AND BEHOLD… they were.

So this means Aku is Black Hat’s brother, right? And HIM is his sister, right?

“FOOOOOOOOOOOL!”

“YOU try facing the Samurai’s sword and see what happens!!”

“NO! NOT THE BEARD!!”

“Father, what’s a suitor?” (defiantdaughter) (lol I couldn’t resist)

Uh-oh.

“It is nothing you need concern yourself with yet,” he answered carefully. “Not until you are older. Much older.”

But is there a little bit of “you” in those products?

“You had better hope not.”

teacupballerina replied to your post

Alright, Sinday time! Um… Tell us about your……

im dying at the weapon comment and the prospect of aku doing the same to his junk. “OR IS IT TOO MUCH???” and never being able to start hbdghsniga

“Perhaps a little less? Wait a second… THIS IS THE ONE!

No, wait! I mean it this time! Don’t leave!”

❝ You’re constructing the World’s Largest Spanking machine? Absolutely dia-bolical! ❞ And /kinky/, but… far be it for /him/ to judge.

“Yes! On his hands and knees, the Samurai will crawl through a maze of pain ten miles long.”

”No — TWENTY! And his backside will endure the strikes of a thousand hands each brandishing chains, crops and paddles. When he has reached the end of his journey, he will beg for an end to his agony and humiliation. And I shall be there to oblige him with the promise of DEATH.”