“We finally got enough people for a seven-mile spanking machine!”

curioosity:

“I… Is this a new form of torture you’ve thought out, Mr. Aku?”

“YES! ALL SHALL BE SPANKED IN THE NAME OF AKU!”

wanderingxsamurai:

@akunoakuma @unspeakablyevil

“I will delete YOU, Samurai fool!”

krakenguard replied to your post:
She giggled. “I was just curious about that black…

At least he didn’t say “feel how hard I am”

I’m so glad someone besides me was thinking it.

“If you are so curious I happened to see what one of Flug’s counterparts got under the bag.”

homuncolossus:

unspeakablyevil:

Aku was all ears. Or was it branches? Antlers? …Brantlers? Anyway, he leaned close to the tree demon.

“Is it human?”

“It was an angelic visage.”

“…Does that mean there were tentacles?”

a-vf-vi-tf-ti

“DONE.”

“E x c e l l e n t.”

curioosity:

To be fair, I think Aku would be the one who would stop her from going to prom, while Gaster is the other. He has a thing with chocolates so he’s the most likely suspect. Also Aku is like a dad to her at this point!

Aku: “NO, AZURA. You will NOT be going to the prom with Gaster!”

Aku: “You will be attending with ME, your father and chaperone.”

Foxy Grandpa

“STOP THAT!”

“I am NOT a grandpa pa. Get out of here.”

killertoons:

wow look at all the colors in this scene, dang like aku you doin some evil my dude but wow all those colors really makes your red and black colors stand out-

w-wait a minute…

no freaking way…

is that…

…..no…I mean it be possible since he can dimension jump but…

so apparently Blackhat is checking in on aku’s evil.

curioosity:

unspeakablyevil replied to your post “avoiided:
“Because I find dim-witted test subjects are easier to…”

Aku shows up like: “This guy giving you a problem?”

yes sir this egg man is being really mean to me, please squash him into bits of code and data and launch him into space,

With horrible cracking sounds, Aku stretched his arms and neck to loosen up.

“Consider him scrambled.”