i just realized that Aku (aka TREE MAN), has LEAFGIRL for a daughter god dAMNIT
OMG how did I miss that connection??
btw, I just imagined Aku growing leaf-daughters from his branch-horns.
Tag: lol
… How on earth would you even describe Aku’s face?
Flaming Guacamole Oni.
Or Guacamole Oni Flame Brûlée if you want to get fancy.
Okay…Why did you have to shapeshift into Jack?😞😞 *shapeshifts into Aku* Well if you are Jack,im you and i m going to haunt the real Jack while you are busy
“Don’t worry. I am through with being the Samurai.”
For a while, at least…
“It had its moments but everyone acted so strangely around me. I will admit I felt very uncomfortable at times.”
Confession: it was pathetic that little “I never thought I’d get this far” moment where you couldn’t decide which shape of blade to take to kill your worst enemy. How embarrassing that the whole thing was televised world wide. hu hu hu >;2
“…Shaddup.”
(( I am both in pain and laughter bc this is the absolute Worst™ and I just want Ashi to be okay, but my muse is turning into a fricking Aku cheerleader I’m- ))
// Lol never. Let Beast join Aku cheerleader club.
(( DON’T ENCOURAGE HER OMG ))
Look at my ADORABLE cheerleaders!
Muse’s worst traits
aggressive / callous / cannibal / careless / compulsive / cowardly / domineering / envious / greedy / gullible / hypocritical / impatient / impolite / incompetent / ill-tempered / kidnapper / lazy / liar / materialistic / manipulative / murderer / obsessive / overcritical / overemotional / patronizing / sarcastic / self – indulgent / serial killer / torturer / touchy / traitorous / unclean / unpredictable / untidy / vain / vengeful
Spank me with your sexy branches, daddy!
“No.”
Hey, Aku! What do you call it when somebody attempts to assassinate you? Tree-son! Get it? Cause you’re like a giant, alien tree creature from outerspace?
“Six months, Pit of Hate.”
The Shogun of Sorrow 