“Deer jokes are also prohibited. And, no, I have not butted heads with any other horned beings in the physical sense.”
“While that may be true, be warned that I do not accept tree puns or jokes.”
“Especially not at this time of year…”
“They are horns and they are magnificent.”
“I don’t deny that they can be eaten…” Aku can’t truthfully claim that he’s never ingested a bug before, accidentally or otherwise.
“Do you at least… dust them off a bit?”
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“I am indeed the Shapeshifting Master of Darkness and I am capable of turning myself into any creature large or small, including a housefly if I so desired. But at no point shall I shapeshift into a housefly simply to prove that I can!”
“They disgust me…”
“WHA—?!”
Oh no. That is much too tiny.
“That may be beyond the scope of even MY capabilities.”
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“I have only just met this tiny being but she is a source of curiosity. She is quite brave for one of such small stature and possesses a spark of… defiance.” Aku’s eyes rolled slightly skyward. He wasn’t a big fan of defiance. He was, however, a fan of receiving gifts.
“She should not sell herself short on making me that sweater. I bet if she started today, it would be finished by this time next year.”
The Shogun of Sorrow 