That bad feeling was about to escalate dramatically… in his butt. Or whatever constituted as his butt. While his counterpart’s back was turned, Aku appeared behind him and delivered a sudden, hard slap to his backside.
… And he was right!
Just then, the Yokai jolted upon feeling a sudden smack on his back… Or more accurately, a slap on his lower back. With furrowed brows, he twirled around, ready to incinerate the culprit… Only to find his other self standing there.
“Oh…”
Aku stared in bewilderment, before his brows furrowed when he remembered the note.
“… Who put you up to it?”
“Someone with the unnerving ability to speak their command directly to my mind,” he answered. “They wanted you to be in pain.”
“I did not recognize the voice and I do not wish to hear it again.”
That bad feeling was about to escalate dramatically… in his butt. Or whatever constituted as his butt. While his counterpart’s back was turned, Aku appeared behind him and delivered a sudden, hard slap to his backside.
Oh, the things he subjected himself to. After snarling a bit, Aku was ready to obey… sort of. He shrunk himself down to a more reasonable height and opened his arms.
The Shogun of Sorrow 