★ FILL IN THE QUESTIONS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE.
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1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
“The MASTER OF DARKNESS, THE SHOGUN OF SORROW, THE DELIVERER OF DARKNESS…”
2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?
“AKUUUUUUUUUUU!!”
3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE CALLED THAT?
“What?? YES, FOOL!”
4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?
“Neither.”
5. WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS AND ABILITIES?
“…Really? You wanna be here all day?”
6. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
“YOU TELL ME.” Aku leaned forward and stared unblinkingly.
7. HAVE YOU EVER DYED YOUR HAIR?
“Are you KIDDING ME?”
8. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?
“NYARLATHOTEP.”
9. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?
“NO.”
10. TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.
He growled. “They call him… Jack.”
11. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES OR ACTIVITIES YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
“YES. NEXT QUESTION.”
12. HAVE YOU EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?
“YES.”
13. HAVE YOU EVER… KILLED ANYONE?
“I KILL MILLIONS! EVERY TUESDAY.”
14. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?
“WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?”
15. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.
“There are none of which to speak. NONE.”
16. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE?
“HAAA HA HA HA HA.”
17. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?
“Next question.”
18. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
Aku rolled his wrist in a ‘get on with it’ manner. “NEXT!”
19. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS SOMEDAY?
“I have 6 daughters who are dead and one who survives but is dead to me.”
20. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANS?
“YES, OF COURSE! MANY! …Several.”
21. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?
“…I COULD TELL YOU. BUT IT WILL COST YOU YOUR LIFE.”
22. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?
“FLAMES.”
23. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?
“I love THREE someones. Their names are DEATH, DESTRUCTION AND DAMNATION.”
24. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU?
“SUPREME OVERLORD OF EARTH.”
25. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?
“Mhh …Next.”
26. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?
“ALL PIE SHALL BE CONFISCATED AND DELIVERED TO AKU. FOR TESTING…”
27. FAVORITE DRINK?
“Blood.”
29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE?
“My bed.”
30. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE?
“If you mean interested in KILLING someone, then yes. ABSOLUTELY.”
31. WHAT’S YOUR DICK SIZE?
“WHA—? 10,000 YEARS, PIT OF HATE!!”
32. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?
“Magma.”
33. WHAT’S YOUR ‘TYPE’?
“OBEDIENT.”
34. ANY FETISHES?
“…” Aku squinted and glared.
35. TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?
“Dominant. Very dominant.”
36. CAMPING, OR INDOORS?
Aku’s eyes rolled skyward. “Mmmgghh.”
37. ARE YOU WAITING FOR THIS INTERVIEW TO BE OVER?
“NO MORE QUESTIONS.” Zap!
The Shogun of Sorrow 