PROS & CONS OF DATING AKU

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PROS

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  • He has perfect teeth and his eyebrows are on fleek 24/7. 
  • He’s insanely powerful and a magical ruler of the world who can literally get you anything you could possibly ask for. Also, no one will ever fuck with you again unless they have a death wish. 
  • He’s immortal so you’ll probably die before him unless he decides to make you immortal too with his crazy magical powers. 
  • You are the only being he’s loyal to. Aku is a ‘mates for life’ kind of guy that doesn’t love or trust just anyone. 
  • When he isn’t ranting about the Samurai or being diabolical, he can be a surprisingly good listener and has a genuine interest in knowing your thoughts and understanding your feelings. 
  • Once you get him to trust you and care about you, Aku has a tender and affectionate side to him that’s practically starving for love. He’ll go out of his way to do things that make you happy because he likes seeing you happy and wants to keep you around. 
  • He’s tall and can reach everything you can’t. Literally everything. 
  • While he may think he’s “incapable of love”, Aku is much more human than he realizes. He’s very protective of the things he values and the same goes for people he values. He will do everything in his power to keep you safe. 
  • His beard is super soft and only you will have the privilege of petting it.
  • He’s a master shapeshifter. Use your imagination.  /eyebrow waggle 

CONS

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  • He’s an evil Eldritch overlord that’s as old as time? 
  • He can be distrustful and cynical. Even if you tell him you love him a thousand times, a part of him will never fully believe it because a part of him thinks he can never truly be loved.
  • He can be extremely overprotective, possessive and jealous. Especially if he thinks you might be tempted to leave him for whatever reason.
  • He will probably spy on you through his spy portal when you aren’t aware of it just because he can.
  • There are things about him that you can’t change and you’d just have to accept. He conquers worlds. He kills, tortures and enslaves people. It’s his thing and he’s never gonna stop.
  • He has a short temper and though he would never harm someone he cares about, he can be destructive. He’s also stubborn as hell and if he thinks he’s right about something, it’s extremely difficult to change his mind with words alone. 
  • He has a Samurai who is trying to kill him so he might actually die before you. He’s also pretty paranoid about said Samurai and his moods can fluctuate significantly. He has anxiety and depression related to this. 
  • As much time as he’s had to observe humans and human relationships… he still needs LOTS of help to fully understand how relationships work. 
  • Betrayal, rejection and abandonment are his ‘berserk buttons’. Break his trust and he will absolutely lose his shit.

Send some hearts to tell my muse how yours feels about them.

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❤️: Wants or is in a romantic relationship with them.

💛: Loves them platonically.

💚: Is a little jealous of them.

💙: Feels pretty indifferent towards them.

💜: Finds them sexually attractive.

💖: Finds them aesthetically attractive.

💗: Finds them romantically attractive.

💞: Feels attracted to them, but can’t work out if it’s platonic, sexual, or romantic attraction they’re feeling.

💝: Looks up to them as a role model.

💓: Is intimidated by them, but wants to be friends with them.

💔: Hates their guts.

💘: Doesn’t really like them, but doesn’t flat-out hate them either.

MEET THE MUSE.

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TAGGED BY: @omnituent

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NAME ➭ “AKU.”

ARE YOU SINGLE? ➭ “Yes.”

ARE YOU HAPPY? ➭ “At present? No.”

ARE YOU ANGRY?  ➭ “GET ON WITH IT.”

ARE YOUR PARENTS STILL MARRIED? ➭ “Fool, I have no parents!”

☞ NINE FACTS!

‘BIRTH’ PLACE ➭ “The farthermost reaches of outer space.”

HAIR COLOR ➭ “Any color of my choosing so long as it is red, black or white.”

EYE COLOR➭ “Black.”

BIRTHDAY ➭ “Before the dawn of time.”

MOOD ➭ “

Mhh.

Irate. I am not fond of these questionnaires”

GENDER ➭ “Male.”

SUMMER OR WINTER ➭ “Fall.”

MORNING OR AFTERNOON ➭ “I am not a morning person.”

☞ EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE!

ARE YOU IN LOVE? ➭ “NO.”

DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? ➭ NO.”

WHO ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP? ➭ “NO!”

HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART? ➭ A wide grin spread across the demon’s face. “Yessss… The Samurai’s. Multiple times. Bwahahaha!”

ARE YOU AFRAID OF COMMITMENTS? ➭ “I m fully committed to spreading despair and damnation across the universe. And raising my daughters to do the same.”

HAVE YOU HUGGED SOMEONE WITHIN THE LAST WEEK? ➭ “NO! … Yes. My daughters. That does not make me any less of a Master of Evil!”

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SECRET ADMIRER? ➭ “Does the High Priestess count?

HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN YOUR OWN HEART? ➭  “You assume I have such a thing?”

☞ SIX CHOICES!

LOVE OR LUST ➭ “Both have their uses.”

LEMONADE OR ICED TEA ➭ “Matcha.”

CATS OR DOGS ➭ “Cats.”

A FEW BEST FRIENDS OR MANY REGULAR FRIENDS ➭ “I do not make friends.”

WILD NIGHT OUT OR ROMANTIC NIGHT IN➭ “A night in. I can nap through the romance.”

DAY OR NIGHT ➭ “Night.”

☞ FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS!

BEEN CAUGHT SNEAKING OUT ➭ “I am the Master of Darkness and Ruler of Earth! I answer to NO ONE. What do I look like, a teenage girl??”

FALLEN DOWN/UP THE STAIRS ➭ “There was that one time when I first tried walking in heels— I mean, NO!”

WANTED SOMETHING/SOMEONE SO BADLY IT HURT? ➭ “Yes.” His claws tightened around the armrests of his throne. “But I will see to his permanent demise.”

WANTED TO DISAPPEAR ➭ “I refuse to disappear.

☞  FIVE PREFERENCES!

SMILE OR EYES ➭ “Eyes. The more filled with fear and despair, the better.”

FAT OR SKINNY ➭ “Extra thick! …We’re talking about henchmen, right?”

SHORTER OR TALLER ➭ “No one is taller than the Mighty Aku!”

INTELLIGENCE OR ATTRACTION ➭ “I am clearly both.”

HOOK-UP OR RELATIONSHIP ➭ “DO NOT ASK ME FOR A HOOK-UP!”

FAMILY!

DO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GET ALONG ➭ “That depends on which timeline you are referring to.”

WOULD YOU SAY YOU HAVE A “MESSED UP LIFE” ➭ “I am in the business of ‘messing up’ the lives of others.”

HAVE YOU EVER RAN AWAY FROM HOME ➭ “Once. A long time ago.”

HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN KICKED OUT ➭ A cold, hard stare. “I shall never be dethroned.”

FRIENDS!

DO YOU SECRETLY HATE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ➭ “If I had friends, I assure you I would have plenty of hate for each of them.”

DO YOU CONSIDER ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS GOOD FRIENDS ➭ “No.”

WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND ➭ “Aku is his own ‘best friend’. …And perhaps his alternate selves.”

WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU ➭ “My alternate selves. And possibly Azura.”

Reblog repost and bold all of the themes that apply to your muse’s aesthetic or mood as a character.

Bloodied knuckles | Tear stained cheeks | Rust | A busted lip | Claws | Fangs | A bloody nose | Chattering teeth | A dark space underneath the bed | Scratching noises on a wall | Creaking metal | Fog | Dancing under moonlight | Blood dripping lips | Heavy breathing in the dark | A feeling of unexplained dread | A figure in a dark corner |  Dirty peeling wallpaper | A bloody handprint on the wall | Sobbing in the dark | Bite marks on the skin | Eerie whispers | A hood covering a stranger’s eyes | The growl of a hidden animal | The sound of a blade being sharpened | A deep, dark forest | Walking on the streets alone at night | A cobweb-filled, abandoned building | Eyes darting in paranoia | A heavy beating pulse | The feeling of being trapped | Struggling to get out a scream | Boards covering broken windows | A quiet graveyard | A gas station in the middle of nowhere | A road that never ends | Heavy fog rolling in | The scent of blood in the air | Eerie old photographs | Walking along traintracks at night | A chill going up the spine | Gathering crows | A dusty, dimly lit study | Mist over a deserted cobblestone street | Ghost towns | Shadows around a campfire | The sound of chanting | Church bells tolling | An orange harvest moon | A broken down carnival | A dirty stuffed animal abandoned | Wiping bloody hands on fabric | Nightmares | Waking up in a panic | A power outage | Heavy lightning storms | A secret trap door | The feeling of being watched | Fear from trauma | A Ouija board set out on a table | An eerie doll | A scream of anguish and pain | Withered plants | A room that’s been forgotten and gathered dust  | Owl eyes in the dark | Curled, dead tree branches | A ritual altar | Flickering candles | A lantern held up in the dark | Fear of being followed | Creaking floorboards | Repressed, horrible memories | Clenched teeth | Soft, echoing piano keys | An old book covered in dust | Many pairs of glaring eyes | Stumbling in pitch black darkness | Being stranded in the middle of nowhere | Tarot cards on a table | A trail of blood

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Aku’s Traits

Physical Traits:
Female ⦾⦾⦾⦾⦿

Male
Scrawny ⦾⦾⦿⦾⦾ Bulky
Short ⦾⦾⦾⦾⦿

Tall
Weak ⦾⦾⦾⦾⦿ Strong
Clumsy ⦾⦾⦾⦿⦾ Agile
Slow ⦾⦾⦾⦾⦿ Fast

Personality Traits:
Lawful ⦾⦾⦾⦾⦿

Chaotic
Good ⦾⦾⦾⦾⦿

Evil

Feminine ⦾⦾⦾⦿⦾ Masculine
Chaste ⦾⦿⦾⦾⦾ Lustful
Heterosexual ⦾⦿⦾⦾⦾ Homosexual
Romantic ⦾⦾⦾⦿⦾ Aromantic

Oblivious ⦾⦾⦿⦾⦾ Perceptive
Ignorant ⦾⦾⦿⦾⦾ Knowledgeable
Pious ⦾⦾⦾⦾⦿

Worldly

Forgiving ⦾⦾⦾⦾⦿

Vengeful
Honest ⦾⦾⦾⦾⦿

Deceitful
Generous ⦾⦾⦾⦾⦿

Selfish
Just ⦾⦾⦾⦾⦿

Arbitrary
Temperate ⦾⦾⦾⦾⦿

Indulgent
Merciful ⦾⦾⦾⦾⦿

Cruel

Introverted ⦾⦾⦿⦾⦾ Extroverted
Kind ⦾⦾⦾⦿⦾ Stern
Modest ⦾⦾⦾⦾⦿

Proud
Pushover ⦾⦾⦾⦾⦿

Stubborn

Coward ⦾⦿⦾⦾⦾ Valorous
Prudent ⦾⦾⦾⦿⦾ Reckless
Opportunistic ⦾⦿⦾⦾⦾ Loyal
Optimistic ⦾⦾⦾⦿⦾ Pessimistic

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