♜ : My muse’s best friend.
He doesn’t have one. Or any regular friends even. Pretty sad, right?
I’d say the closest he has to a friend is @lord-aku. Himself. No surprise.
He also tolerates @da-samoorai for some reason and maybe @homuncolossus. We’ll see how long that lasts.
♥ : Weird ship I have for my muse.
Pretty much any ship is weird for Aku, am I right? I mean, look at ‘im.
But actual WEIRDEST ship? I can’t believe I’m about to say this but I kinda enjoy AkuBloss? (with adult Bloss.) First time I saw it I was like ‘what da fuuuuuq?’ but I couldn’t deny that some of the art for it is goddamn adorable.
Less weird (non-crosscanon) ship? Probably Jaku? In the most unhealthiest of ways. Because there is no way Jaku could ever be healthy.
NOW BEFORE SOMEONE KILLS ME I just wanna say, I’m not going to start reblogging shippy fanart or anything. So don’t let this do you a frighten!
♛ : OTP for my muse
☠ : NOTP for my muse
♙ : Character my muse hates
♗ : Child!Character my muse would adopt.
♠ : Character my muse would have a one night stand with.
♥ : Weird ship I have for my muse.
♜ : My muse’s best friend.
☢ : Character my muse is afraid of.
☣ : Character my muse respects greatly.
☩: Crossover Ship with my muse.
“Rude.”
“You are most intelligent~”
A+: Flawless/Sexy
A-: Gorgeous/Hot
B+: Beautiful/Handsome
B-: Pretty/Cute
C+: Cute/Decent
C-: Decent/Okay
D+: Okay/Umm…
D-: Ugly
F: Horrid
Aku folds his arms and slouches with a low grumble. He got this and he is so not happy about it. Reluctantly, he starts in the most unenthusiastic voice ever:
“Ooh, love, no one’s ever gonna hurt you, love.
I’m gonna give you all of my love.
Nobody matters like you.
Your life ain’t gon’ be nothing like my life.
You’re gonna grow and have a good life.
I’m gonna do what I’ve got to do.
So, rockabye baby, rockabye,
I’m gonna rock you.
Rockabye baby, don’t you cry,
Somebody’s got you.
Rockabye baby, rockabye,
I’m gonna rock you
Rockabye baby, don’t you cry.
Rockabye-rocka-rocka-rocka-bye.
There. NO MORE.”
The Shogun of Sorrow 