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Mika made tiny snores and as soon as she heard the voice, she made tiny annoyed peeps in her sleep, before she continued to sleep quietly.

Aku wasn’t sure if this was working or if she had heard him, so he tried once more for good measure. This time he sent her something more visual. 

The vision was in a silly cartoon style and showed The Protector beating up her favorite friend Aku with a big sword. There was no blood or stabbing — his intention wasn’t to traumatize her — but Aku looked very pathetic and sad while getting whacked repeatedly over the head with the sword.

Mika began to slightly cry in her sleep, but suddenly something happened. She grew more feathers and suddenly was the size of a kid, to the point even her crib was small now. She darted up with a shocked expression.

“DAD NO! DON’T HURT HIM!!!”

Mika looked around nervous. She jumped out of her crib and shrieked out a teleporter to teleport to Akunoakuma’s universe.

Without a way of knowing what had happened, Aku teleported himself to the same dimension and appeared outside his counterpart’s citadel where he had a full view of the fight unfolding. 

Already, the Protector had landed a slice on his counterpart and the fight had only just begun. The sword, it seemed, was legit. Aku’s hands were in fists as he watched, snarling.

“PROTECTOR! PUT THAT THING AWAY!” he roared. “DO NOT FORGET MY WARNING!” 

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Mika made tiny snores and as soon as she heard the voice, she made tiny annoyed peeps in her sleep, before she continued to sleep quietly.

Aku wasn’t sure if this was working or if she had heard him, so he tried once more for good measure. This time he sent her something more visual. 

The vision was in a silly cartoon style and showed The Protector beating up her favorite friend Aku with a big sword. There was no blood or stabbing — his intention wasn’t to traumatize her — but Aku looked very pathetic and sad while getting whacked repeatedly over the head with the sword.

shogunofpeace:

unspeakablyevil:

shogunofpeace:

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“I had enough of that particular Aku…he already tormented me enough and it’s time for payback! He shall feel this sword on his dark matter for all the things he has done to me and my loved ones!”

“Mmhhhh… but was it not YOU who started this feud by going to him first and refusing to leave him be? Despite his warnings?“

“I was just trying being nice to him…yes I might have slipped a bit, but he shouldn’t be such a jerk about it…”

“Your idea of ‘nice’ can be quite disturbing, Protector. Let this be a lesson to you.”

Aku could hardly believe that it was up to him to try and settle this peacefully. (At least, for now.) He clasped his hands behind his back and went on.

“I am certain my other self will leave you and your family alone if you agree to leave him be. I’m sure you have heard the tale about a child who found a sleeping bear in the forest and decided to poke it with a stick. I don’t think I have to tell you that the ending was not so happy.”

“I don’t have time…to listen to your puny fairy tale….I have a mission. Get revenge!”

Here, Aku’s demeanor shifted. He was calm but his tone was low and very dangerous. It was clear he meant business. 

“Be rational, Protector. If you harm my other self, you will deal with me.”

“Well good luck on that! I will have the sword anyway!”

“A sword you have never wielded. A sword forged by an untrustworthy maker who would sooner fool you than help you. 

You forget how much you have to lose, Protector. Think of your family, your loved ones. Each one is a weapon in my hand against you and I will use them to tear you apart until there is nothing left.

You have far too many weaknesses to wage a war. I suggest you sit down, have some tea and rethink what you are about to do.”

“No.”

Aku matched the Protector’s defiant gaze and held it in silence for a long moment. It was a shame, really. The demon had no real interest in harming another Aku or his family. But if this was the path fate would lead them, so be it. 

“So it shall be,” he said at last. “If you harm my other self, I will lay siege to your home and all you hold dear. You have my final warning, Shogun of Peace.”

shogunofpeace:

unspeakablyevil:

shogunofpeace:

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“I had enough of that particular Aku…he already tormented me enough and it’s time for payback! He shall feel this sword on his dark matter for all the things he has done to me and my loved ones!”

“Mmhhhh… but was it not YOU who started this feud by going to him first and refusing to leave him be? Despite his warnings?“

“I was just trying being nice to him…yes I might have slipped a bit, but he shouldn’t be such a jerk about it…”

“Your idea of ‘nice’ can be quite disturbing, Protector. Let this be a lesson to you.”

Aku could hardly believe that it was up to him to try and settle this peacefully. (At least, for now.) He clasped his hands behind his back and went on.

“I am certain my other self will leave you and your family alone if you agree to leave him be. I’m sure you have heard the tale about a child who found a sleeping bear in the forest and decided to poke it with a stick. I don’t think I have to tell you that the ending was not so happy.”

“I don’t have time…to listen to your puny fairy tale….I have a mission. Get revenge!”

Here, Aku’s demeanor shifted. He was calm but his tone was low and very dangerous. It was clear he meant business. 

“Be rational, Protector. If you harm my other self, you will deal with me.”

“Well good luck on that! I will have the sword anyway!”

“A sword you have never wielded. A sword forged by an untrustworthy maker who would sooner fool you than help you. 

You forget how much you have to lose, Protector. Think of your family, your loved ones. Each one is a weapon in my hand against you and I will use them to tear you apart until there is nothing left.

You have far too many weaknesses to wage a war. I suggest you sit down, have some tea and rethink what you are about to do.”

shogunofpeace:

unspeakablyevil:

shogunofpeace:

unspeakablyevil:

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“I had enough of that particular Aku…he already tormented me enough and it’s time for payback! He shall feel this sword on his dark matter for all the things he has done to me and my loved ones!”

“Mmhhhh… but was it not YOU who started this feud by going to him first and refusing to leave him be? Despite his warnings?“

“I was just trying being nice to him…yes I might have slipped a bit, but he shouldn’t be such a jerk about it…”

“Your idea of ‘nice’ can be quite disturbing, Protector. Let this be a lesson to you.”

Aku could hardly believe that it was up to him to try and settle this peacefully. (At least, for now.) He clasped his hands behind his back and went on.

“I am certain my other self will leave you and your family alone if you agree to leave him be. I’m sure you have heard the tale about a child who found a sleeping bear in the forest and decided to poke it with a stick. I don’t think I have to tell you that the ending was not so happy.”

“I don’t have time…to listen to your puny fairy tale….I have a mission. Get revenge!”

Here, Aku’s demeanor shifted. He was calm but his tone was low and very dangerous. It was clear he meant business. 

“Be rational, Protector. If you harm my other self, you will deal with me.”

shogunofpeace:

unspeakablyevil:

:

“I had enough of that particular Aku…he already tormented me enough and it’s time for payback! He shall feel this sword on his dark matter for all the things he has done to me and my loved ones!”

“Mmhhhh… but was it not YOU who started this feud by going to him first and refusing to leave him be? Despite his warnings?“

“I was just trying being nice to him…yes I might have slipped a bit, but he shouldn’t be such a jerk about it…”

“Your idea of ‘nice’ can be quite disturbing, Protector. Let this be a lesson to you.”

Aku could hardly believe that it was up to him to try and settle this peacefully. (At least, for now.) He clasped his hands behind his back and went on.

“I am certain my other self will leave you and your family alone if you agree to leave him be. I’m sure you have heard the tale about a child who found a sleeping bear in the forest and decided to poke it with a stick. I don’t think I have to tell you that the ending was not so happy.”

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“I had enough of that particular Aku…he already tormented me enough and it’s time for payback! He shall feel this sword on his dark matter for all the things he has done to me and my loved ones!”

“Mmhhhh… but was it not YOU who started this feud by going to him first and refusing to leave him be? Despite his warnings?“

shogunofpeace:

unspeakablyevil:

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“Yes….I have major issues with this cat…she will soon regret putting up with me…”

“I, too, have had enough of her antics!”

Aku couldn’t believe he was consorting with the Protector, of all Akus, but here they were discussing their common nuisance.

“What is it you intend to do about her?”

“Well…if she does something to my loved ones…and hurts them…then I will not hesitate to fry her with lasers.”

“Best of luck,” said Aku with a slight bow of his head. He turned to leave… but then paused.

“…If you care to listen, Protector, I have a theory as to why she is doing this. It is not simply that she is evil. It is that she seeks attention from a certain one of us.”

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“Yes….I have major issues with this cat…she will soon regret putting up with me…”

“I, too, have had enough of her antics!”

Aku couldn’t believe he was consorting with the Protector, of all Akus, but here they were discussing their common nuisance.

“What is it you intend to do about her?”