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Tag: sinday
No offense Aku but i think you throw out your back fucking forty bitches at once. ya kinda super damn old man.
“I may be ‘old’ by your mortal standards but I am not some feeble organic being hobbled by age!” Aku stamped his metaphorical ‘foot’.
can you fuck 4 bitches at once?
“I could fuck FORTY bitches at once!”
“…If I felt like it.”
“Which I do not.”
Sinday is when people ask you sexy questions
“…”
“I hate it.”
oVeRlY aFfEcTiOnAtE aKu WhAtEvEr Do YoU mEaN By ThAt ?!?
ThE kInD wHo Is a LiTtle ToO FoRwArD— okay I can’t continue like this.
The kind who is a little too forward with his affections and a bit too ready to violate personal space. He’d have to have a pretty comfy relationship with someone in order to get to that point. Or maybe afflicted with some kind of magical spell or something? Not sure but it would be fun!
I have headcanon that Aku can have an arousal when somebody’s stroking/scratching//licking/sucking his horns, and then his horns start to cum with black void.
Oh my :)c This is actually really cute tho?
My Aku’s horns are definitely sensitive (in place of having ears.)
Has the mighty Aku ever experienced sex with a mortal? If so like, what does Aku look for in a bed mate?
My guess is… probably?
For the sake of pure curiosity, I imagine that at some point, Aku may have taken the form of a human being (sometimes male and sometimes female) in order to ‘blend in’ and explore the human world. This would have given him better insight into how humans act, what they do, what they eat, how they think, their unspoken rules, etc.
Naturally, he would have discovered sex along the way and tried it out to see what the ‘big deal’ was. I can imagine him going around disguised as a human and seducing actual humans (or just paying them for sex.) Then, post-coitus, he’d wait for the right moment to reveal his true form and terrify his mortal partner/s for fun. But on the rare occasion they weren’t terrified of him, he’d probably visit them again without any pretense or disguise.
His standards for potential partners are: 1) must be a willing adult, 2) humanoid, 3) okay with being dominated because he’s toppy as fuck, 4) can handle a little pain/discomfort (he bites, scratches and pulls hair.)
Spank me with your sexy branches, daddy!
The Shogun of Sorrow 