“Of course I am shameless. I am AKU. I have no need for—”
“Wait. WHAT?”
❍ ⧼ ❝
Ah-ha! Nooow you’re catching on!
Took you long enough!
❞
❝ I just wanted to talk you out of it– for it seemed I was the only one who saw the… implications ( if you will ) of such a plan…
❞
❝ I just helped you spare our– er, your reputation– such that it may be.
You can thank me now… ❞
⧽
“You really think people will see it that way?” Aku seemed shocked by this. The stupidity of mortals never failed to surprise him sometimes. He touched a claw to his chin as he pondered what he should do, and then—
“Very well! To avoid confusion, I will have the event broadcast LIVE for the world to see that there is no ‘hanky-panky’ involved, or so they say.”
At finding himself the butt of a joke, Aku flung his claws skyward in exasperation.
“WHY MUST YOU BURDEN ME WITH THIS LECHERY?!”
❍ ⧼ He snickered. ❝
Awww, is someone throwing a little temper tantrum? It’s not my fault you chose to remain ignorant! ❞ ⧽
“Mhhhhhh—!” The demon glowered at his double, his right eye twitching. After a moment of this, he turned away with arms folded tightly across his chest and slumped on his throne.
“Hmph!”
SHIPPING INFO // answer the following for your muse(s) so people know how shipping works on your blog.
( Repost, don’t reblog )
WHAT’S YOUR OTP FOR YOUR MUSE?:
☆║║ Mainly crossover ships. Aku likes tall, powerful ladies! I’d love to play Aku x Blue Diamond, Yellow Diamond or (potentially) White Diamond (depending on what the show reveals about her.)
Aku also likes tall, powerful and witchy! Aku x Maleficent (animated version.) Aku x Yuuko Ichihara from xxxHolic — I’m currently playing this one with a partner on dreamwidth and I love it!
Of course, I also like Aku x Aku but I think everyone knew that.
WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO RP WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING?:
☆║║ Romance, fluff, smut, evil pacts, enemies to lovers. I mean pretty much anything but non-con or underage? So long as there’s chemistry between our characters. I can show you my kink list for him if you want but you’ll have to ask privately.
I’m not really into m/m ships though (aside from selfcest). Also not interested in furry characters or self-insert characters, sorry. Gore and gross stuff are on my Hard No list.
HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?:
☆║║ I’ve made this pretty clear in my rules page. No shipping or smut with characters who are under 18. Definitely no shipping or smut with players who are under 18. I will not ship with characters who appear underage even if they are older-than-they-look or immortal and I don’t ship with characters who seem childlike in the way they speak or act.
That said, there will almost always be an age gap when shipping with Aku because he’s as old as time.
ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?:
☆║║ Yes. I go by chemistry in our threads and what Aku would find attractive.
HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY’RE CONSIDERED NSFW?:
☆║║ Inappropriate touching and wild make-outs. But I would start putting stuff under a cut before it ever reached that point out of shame and tact.
☆║║ Not necessarily but it would be nice if you let me know?
HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP?:
☆║║ Whenever it happens.
ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?:
☆║║ It kinda depends. I can get pretty obsessed sometimes.
ARE YOU MULTISHIP?:
☆║║Yes! But I would keep all ships to separate verses (unless the players involved agree on a poly arrangement.) My character is not the type to share so if your character is poly, I’ll consider the other ships as part of a separate verse.
WHAT IS ( ARE ) YOUR FAVORITE SHIP(S) IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?:
☆║║ In Samurai Jack? None really.
FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?:
☆║║ You can just ask. I prefer that our characters interact first and see how things go from there.
Flug squirmed against the blaring lights going on and off, hissing and coughing up something black. Clearly in horrendous pain, he finally stood straight, turning toward the other.
“Llll ͝m͠g͠àh͟ èhye͝! ҉tur̸n̸ h͢’ ͜ńa͡ÌIII!͘”
A cruel grin spread across the demon’s face at the pitiful sight before him. When next Aku spoke, his words were delivered with an otherworldly deep and guttural growl.
“Mgsyha’h. Ymg’
ahor
ephaisuffer. Bwahahaha haa haa!”
His claw gave the switch one final flick to the ON position before his curled fists came to rest upon his hips.
“I will tell you what I told Flug,” he addressed the eldritch inhabitant. “Epgoka geb ng ymg’ ah mglw’nafh.”
The Shogun of Sorrow 