lord-aku:

unspeakablyevil: 

“I cannot describe to you exactly how or why it happens but I find it incredibly soothing. Have you ever tried it?”

Originally posted by windwaver

“No. What would be the point of me in taking a refreshing lava bath? I’d rather spend all day in bed just as I do every other year.”

“Come with me and try it once. If you are unsatisfied with the experience, I will owe you one favor.”

“No, and even if I did there would be nothing more than to ease my self loathing. How can a lava bath bring any joy to give me comfort?”

“I cannot describe to you exactly how or why it happens but I find it incredibly soothing. Have you ever tried it?”

“Master, I think I’m growing soft.”

homuncolossus:

unspeakablyevil:

“What makes you say that, Beast?” Aku squinted an eye in suspicion. 

“Have you befriended the Samurai?”

“No, nothing like this. I’ve offered a certain ghost to become my life partner.

Honestly, nothing really prepared me to hear he actually has been acting this whole time. The point is – instead of tearing his soul to pieces I scared him a lot and let go.”

“It.. Ashames me.”

“Ohhhhhh,” said Aku. This was pitiful to hear but it was considerably better than learning that Beast had befriended the Samurai.

“Yes, I understand your plight. I too would be ashamed of myself for doing what you did. Betrayal is a crime punishable by death.”

“Fortunately, Aku does not have the capacity to feel such foolish emotions as ‘love’.” He puffed his chest out proudly. No love, no problems. Except Jack…