
“What are these ‘Crystal Gems’ of which you speak?”

“What are these ‘Crystal Gems’ of which you speak?”
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► NAME ➭ “AKU.”
► ARE YOU SINGLE? ➭ “Yes.”
► ARE YOU HAPPY? ➭ “At present? No.”
► ARE YOU ANGRY? ➭ “GET ON WITH IT.”
► ARE YOUR PARENTS STILL MARRIED? ➭ “Fool, I have no parents!”
► ‘BIRTH’ PLACE ➭ “The farthermost reaches of outer space.”
► HAIR COLOR ➭ “Any color of my choosing so long as it is red, black or white.”
►EYE COLOR➭ “Black.”
► BIRTHDAY ➭ “Before the dawn of time.”
► MOOD ➭ “
Mhh.
Irate. I am not fond of these questionnaires”
► GENDER ➭ “Male.”
► SUMMER OR WINTER ➭ “Fall.”
► MORNING OR AFTERNOON ➭ “I am not a morning person.”
► ARE YOU IN LOVE? ➭ “NO.”
► DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? ➭ NO.”
► WHO ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP? ➭ “NO!”
► HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART? ➭ A wide grin spread across the demon’s face. “Yessss… The Samurai’s. Multiple times. Bwahahaha!”
► ARE YOU AFRAID OF COMMITMENTS? ➭ “I m fully committed to spreading despair and damnation across the universe. And raising my daughters to do the same.”
► HAVE YOU HUGGED SOMEONE WITHIN THE LAST WEEK? ➭ “NO! … Yes. My daughters. That does not make me any less of a Master of Evil!”
► HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SECRET ADMIRER? ➭ “Does the High Priestess count?”
► HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN YOUR OWN HEART? ➭ “You assume I have such a thing?”
► LOVE OR LUST ➭ “Both have their uses.”
► LEMONADE OR ICED TEA ➭ “Matcha.”
► CATS OR DOGS ➭ “Cats.”
► A FEW BEST FRIENDS OR MANY REGULAR FRIENDS ➭ “I do not make friends.”
► WILD NIGHT OUT OR ROMANTIC NIGHT IN➭ “A night in. I can nap through the romance.”
► DAY OR NIGHT ➭ “Night.”
► BEEN CAUGHT SNEAKING OUT ➭ “I am the Master of Darkness and Ruler of Earth! I answer to NO ONE. What do I look like, a teenage girl??”
► FALLEN DOWN/UP THE STAIRS ➭ “There was that one time when I first tried walking in heels— I mean, NO!”
► WANTED SOMETHING/SOMEONE SO BADLY IT HURT? ➭ “Yes.” His claws tightened around the armrests of his throne. “But I will see to his permanent demise.”
► WANTED TO DISAPPEAR ➭ “I refuse to disappear.”
► SMILE OR EYES ➭ “Eyes. The more filled with fear and despair, the better.”
► FAT OR SKINNY ➭ “Extra thick! …We’re talking about henchmen, right?”
► SHORTER OR TALLER ➭ “No one is taller than the Mighty Aku!”
► INTELLIGENCE OR ATTRACTION ➭ “I am clearly both.”
► HOOK-UP OR RELATIONSHIP ➭ “DO NOT ASK ME FOR A HOOK-UP!”
► DO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GET ALONG ➭ “That depends on which timeline you are referring to.”
► WOULD YOU SAY YOU HAVE A “MESSED UP LIFE” ➭ “I am in the business of ‘messing up’ the lives of others.”
► HAVE YOU EVER RAN AWAY FROM HOME ➭ “Once. A long time ago.”
► HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN KICKED OUT ➭ A cold, hard stare. “I shall never be dethroned.”
► DO YOU SECRETLY HATE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ➭ “If I had friends, I assure you I would have plenty of hate for each of them.”
► DO YOU CONSIDER ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS GOOD FRIENDS ➭ “No.”
► WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND ➭ “Aku is his own ‘best friend’. …And perhaps his alternate selves.”
► WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU ➭ “My alternate selves. And possibly Azura.”
i made that gif ����
And it is GLORIOUS. Also psst I sent you a message.


Me trying to reason with the muse.

“Have we tried poisoning his tea?”
he’s just showing them guns on the first episode to reel in the ratings xD

“I am the SHAPE-SHIFTING MASTER of Darkness! I can bring out the WHOLE ARSENAL whenever I please!”

“Now now. We all know there is no finer beard than the majestic whiskers of Aku. Maybe one day, should you be blessed with great fortune, you will have a beard to call your own. In the meantime, perhaps you can make toast for that surplus of jelly.”
Aku is sometimes drawn pretty buff in canon! Especially in the first episode. I guess he learned not to have such beefy arms because arrows tend to get stuck in them. Still, I love it when they draw his arms, and his horns, Extra THICC.


Jack ainda está em sua batalha contra Aku!
Camiseta em avaliação, vote!
http://redvote.com.br/estampa/camiseta-jack-x-aku