MEET THE MUSE.

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NAME ➭ “AKU.”

ARE YOU SINGLE? ➭ “Yes.”

ARE YOU HAPPY? ➭ “At present? No.”

ARE YOU ANGRY?  ➭ “GET ON WITH IT.”

ARE YOUR PARENTS STILL MARRIED? ➭ “Fool, I have no parents!”

☞ NINE FACTS!

‘BIRTH’ PLACE ➭ “The farthermost reaches of outer space.”

HAIR COLOR ➭ “Any color of my choosing so long as it is red, black or white.”

EYE COLOR➭ “Black.”

BIRTHDAY ➭ “Before the dawn of time.”

MOOD ➭ “

Mhh.

Irate. I am not fond of these questionnaires”

GENDER ➭ “Male.”

SUMMER OR WINTER ➭ “Fall.”

MORNING OR AFTERNOON ➭ “I am not a morning person.”

☞ EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE!

ARE YOU IN LOVE? ➭ “NO.”

DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? ➭ NO.”

WHO ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP? ➭ “NO!”

HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART? ➭ A wide grin spread across the demon’s face. “Yessss… The Samurai’s. Multiple times. Bwahahaha!”

ARE YOU AFRAID OF COMMITMENTS? ➭ “I m fully committed to spreading despair and damnation across the universe. And raising my daughters to do the same.”

HAVE YOU HUGGED SOMEONE WITHIN THE LAST WEEK? ➭ “NO! … Yes. My daughters. That does not make me any less of a Master of Evil!”

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SECRET ADMIRER? ➭ “Does the High Priestess count?

HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN YOUR OWN HEART? ➭  “You assume I have such a thing?”

☞ SIX CHOICES!

LOVE OR LUST ➭ “Both have their uses.”

LEMONADE OR ICED TEA ➭ “Matcha.”

CATS OR DOGS ➭ “Cats.”

A FEW BEST FRIENDS OR MANY REGULAR FRIENDS ➭ “I do not make friends.”

WILD NIGHT OUT OR ROMANTIC NIGHT IN➭ “A night in. I can nap through the romance.”

DAY OR NIGHT ➭ “Night.”

☞ FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS!

BEEN CAUGHT SNEAKING OUT ➭ “I am the Master of Darkness and Ruler of Earth! I answer to NO ONE. What do I look like, a teenage girl??”

FALLEN DOWN/UP THE STAIRS ➭ “There was that one time when I first tried walking in heels— I mean, NO!”

WANTED SOMETHING/SOMEONE SO BADLY IT HURT? ➭ “Yes.” His claws tightened around the armrests of his throne. “But I will see to his permanent demise.”

WANTED TO DISAPPEAR ➭ “I refuse to disappear.

☞  FIVE PREFERENCES!

SMILE OR EYES ➭ “Eyes. The more filled with fear and despair, the better.”

FAT OR SKINNY ➭ “Extra thick! …We’re talking about henchmen, right?”

SHORTER OR TALLER ➭ “No one is taller than the Mighty Aku!”

INTELLIGENCE OR ATTRACTION ➭ “I am clearly both.”

HOOK-UP OR RELATIONSHIP ➭ “DO NOT ASK ME FOR A HOOK-UP!”

FAMILY!

DO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GET ALONG ➭ “That depends on which timeline you are referring to.”

WOULD YOU SAY YOU HAVE A “MESSED UP LIFE” ➭ “I am in the business of ‘messing up’ the lives of others.”

HAVE YOU EVER RAN AWAY FROM HOME ➭ “Once. A long time ago.”

HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN KICKED OUT ➭ A cold, hard stare. “I shall never be dethroned.”

FRIENDS!

DO YOU SECRETLY HATE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ➭ “If I had friends, I assure you I would have plenty of hate for each of them.”

DO YOU CONSIDER ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS GOOD FRIENDS ➭ “No.”

WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND ➭ “Aku is his own ‘best friend’. …And perhaps his alternate selves.”

WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU ➭ “My alternate selves. And possibly Azura.”

I saw that art you just reblogged and I thought: that’s too buff for Aku, but then I remembered about his human form and it’s canon. Put those pecs away, you silly shogun.

Aku is sometimes drawn pretty buff in canon! Especially in the first episode. I guess he learned not to have such beefy arms because arrows tend to get stuck in them. Still, I love it when they draw his arms, and his horns, Extra THICC.

Gaze your eyes upon the MIGHTY PECS OF AKUUU!