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unspeakablyevil:

“That hideous entity has tormented my Azura for far too long,” Aku spoke with narrowed eyes. The worst part of all? He had no control whatsoever over the situation and he hated it. After all, Aku was no hero and he was no being of light. To fight darkness with darkness was pointless and it would only have hurt Azura more. Stepping away had been his only option.

Until now. Make no mistake, the demon lord utterly despised gods, but if this god could help Azura in any way, Aku would lend his support (at least until the ordeal was over.) Most importantly was getting rid of Gaster.

The flames upon his brow flickered as he eyed the god before him and growled:

“He must go.”

He _{watches him before he lifts up his hand and summons tea. He didn’t respond at first, he hadn’t a reason to as the other clearly looks aggravated. Yes, Gaster needed to be dealt with and he had already placed the judgment down. He would be mortal, a human of which he despises and that would not be lifted until he relents or says he’s sorry…}

And _{truly means it.}

“_{He has been rendered mortal, more importantly? Mortal. Azura would not allow me to kill him, or to let Ammut eat his soul}.”

“—!!”

Mortal? The god had rendered the doctor mortal? That was a fate worse than death! Aku was stunned silent for several seconds. This should probably be concerning to him… if it were not so HILARIOUS!

Suddenly, Aku burst into a fit of wild and wicked laughter.

“BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! MORTAL YOU SAY? HAHAHA HAAAAAAHAHAHA!!” The demon clutched his gut in hysterics. 

“E X C E L L E N T !”