“Father, what’s a suitor?” (defiantdaughter) (lol I couldn’t resist)

Uh-oh.

“It is nothing you need concern yourself with yet,” he answered carefully. “Not until you are older. Much older.”

So does that mean you’d much rather eliminate any admirers or would-be suitors seeking any of your daughters’ hands?

“All potential suitors must pass rigorous testing and meet the high demands and criteria of Aku. Only then will they be considered worthy of the hand of my daughter.”

In other words RIP in pieces, potential suitors.

“THOTH!” Aku screamed. Yes, he sees what you did there. “WHAT DID YOU DO? Do you expect me to believe the foolish doctor learned his lesson this quickly!?”

thothscripture

_{His eye twitches, but nothing more as the other slams his fist down in rage. He has every right to be angry, and he really wasn’t setting a prime example of divine justice here. Not that justice was under his belt, that was his deceased wife but still…}

thothscripture:

“_{….My daughter… wanted him to be back to normal. Don’t scream at me, I’m dealing with enough grief over this Aku. He hasn’t learned his lesson, but the way things were turning out, it wouldn’t have been a lesson, to begin with}.”

“_{Yes, actually, I am partial to him. I am always partial to those seeking knowledge- No matter if they are wicked or not. Azura… Did not deserve anything that was done to her, that is why I judged him}.”

_{He groans under his ‘breath’.}

“_{My daughter is naive, but make no mistake- I have warned him. He will be my next decoration if she is hurt. The same goes for Azura now}.”

Aku’s fists clenched. His eyebrows flickered and sparked with fury.

“Knowledge? — PFEH!! He seeks only revenge, control and hatred under the guise of knowledge! Are you telling me you fell victim to mindlessness because of a SCHOOL GIRL CRUSH?!”

Exasperated, he threw his claws into the air and turned away in disgust.

“You gods are all the same,” came his hateful grumbling from over his shoulder. “You are always partial to one side or another for all the wrong reasons and you are blind to the consequences of your foolish actions. You are the very definition of capricious. You are worse than humans.”

Lori squints as she sniffs him.

What? Who?

“HUH?”

akunoakuma:

… And I love how the two Akus are just fingering at each other.

~~That’s what she said.~~

I flipped this guy and called him ‘lefty’ especially for this. Fingerguns forever!

akunoakuma:

abby-something

-from somewhere in the back- JUST KISS ALREADY

“Who said that??”

“THOTH!” Aku screamed. Yes, he sees what you did there. “WHAT DID YOU DO? Do you expect me to believe the foolish doctor learned his lesson this quickly!?”

thothscripture:

“_{….My daughter… wanted him to be back to normal. Don’t scream at me, I’m dealing with enough grief over this Aku. He hasn’t learned his lesson, but the way things were turning out, it wouldn’t have been a lesson, to begin with}.”

The demon lord slammed down his massive fist and pointed a clawed finger at the god. He knew better than to threaten a god with violence but he was not afraid to show his rage.