… One of those awkward moments misreadin’ that as “I rarely, if ever, consume products OTHER than myself.”
bob belcher voice: oh my god
But is there a little bit of “you” in those products?
“You had better hope not.”
Briza@Aku: “Which product do you recommend? Assuming that you eat, drink, or do anything with their products.”
“I rarely, if ever, consume such products myself.”
Briza@Aku: “How many products are associated with you? The city has ads for products with your name and face. Which brings me to another question…who are the people making this stuff?”
“Every product sold in this city is associated with Aku. I have allowed vendors to pay homage to me by putting my name and face on each product they sell to remind all who is the Master of this world.”
“Indeed! The only one better than Aku IS Aku.”
“But it could be argued that it is impossible for one Aku to be better than another Aku because Aku is already perfection!”
“Y e s … I understand your dilemma. How DOES one choose between two perfects?”
“… Especially when those two perfects are essentially the same?”
“As you can see, it is an impossible choice.”
Who would you rather kiss: Samurai Jack or Samurai Jacqueline.
Send two names and my muse will say which they’d rather kiss.
“Once again I see no difference! They are the same despicable person!”
who would you rather kiss: casper or azura
Who would you kiss?: Alysa or The Scotsman’s wife?
Send two names and my muse will say which they’d rather kiss.
“Alysa. I would not kiss anything the Scotsman touched.”
(Im only a little sorry for those two)
“YOU AREN’T SORRY AT ALL!!”
The Shogun of Sorrow 