wanderingxsamurai:

unspeakablyevil:

Your goat worth is: 7. Many fathers would give up many goats for you.

“I am AKU! You will give me ALL your goats!!”

Your goat worth is: 9. You’re almost the coolest guy around!

“It seems I am worth more goats than you Aku.”

“Mhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—”

“THIS WEBSITE IS UNACCEPTABLE !!”

defiantdaughter

“I, uh…already met him. I think he’s wandering around the citadel somewhere…He said he was an ‘old friend’ of yours?”

“Friend? PAH! He is neither friend of mine nor of yours. Keep your distance from him, Ashi. I do not like the level of interest he has shown in you…” 

Perhaps he was being a tad overprotective, but when it came to his daughters, Aku took no chances. 

a-vf-vi-tf-ti:

unspeakablyevil:

a-vf-vi-tf-ti

“Some of the boss’s essence I guess, took over my like a parasite. And lately I’ve been -very- tired. Sometimes I can barely hold my head up.”

“So the parasite persists and is draining you of your soul.” Aku considered this for a moment… then a dark grin spread across his face. Once again, he raised a clawed hand, talons stretching into pointed scalpel-sharp tips that gleamed dangerously in the light.

“Perhaps it is time for someone to … e x t r i c a t e  it.” 

“Too late for that! I’ll just die if you do it now.” he holds up his hands in defense.

He reached ever closer, claws glinting.

“It sounds as if you will die either way.” 

a-vf-vi-tf-ti

“Some of the boss’s essence I guess, took over my like a parasite. And lately I’ve been -very- tired. Sometimes I can barely hold my head up.”

“So the parasite persists and is draining you of your soul.” Aku considered this for a moment… then a dark grin spread across his face. Once again, he raised a clawed hand, talons stretching into pointed scalpel-sharp tips that gleamed dangerously in the light.

“Perhaps it is time for someone to … e x t r i c a t e  it.”