“Unfortunately, that is the truth.”

“…What did you do?”

unspeakablyevil:

omnituent:

@unspeakablyevil

“I am still unsure how she survived.”

He’s speechless. For once in his ENTIRE EXISTENCE, Black Hat is speechless.

“ … “

“…”

“ … “

The only sound was the crackle of Aku’s eyebrows.

a-vf-vi-tf-ti

“I don’t think I have a soul anymore.”

“—??”

Aku blinked at the scientist, somewhat taken aback. Didn’t mortals need their souls to function and to be… not-dead?

“You could at least construct a believable excuse.”

omnituent:

@unspeakablyevil

“I am still unsure how she survived.”

He’s speechless. For once in his ENTIRE EXISTENCE, Black Hat is speechless.

“ … “

a-vf-vi-tf-ti

“I wasn’t, unfortunately. Stuff came up.”

“Stuff?”

“What kind of ‘stuff’?”

If you’re so curious as to what’s under his hat, why don’t you take it off? You’re much bigger than Black hat is, just yank it off!

“It’s probably nothing more than a small tentacle.”

a-vf-vi-tf-ti:

unspeakablyevil:

a-vf-vi-tf-ti:

“Aku also really likes me for some reason.”

“I tolerate you because we share a mutual hatred of Gaster and because you are a friend of Azura. THAT IS ALL.”

“Well at least there’s a reason. I was only half sure of why you came around, and that reason was Azura.”

“I wouldn’t say that’s the only reason… On the subject of Gaster, were you able to obtain a sample?”

@defiantdaughter

“Um…he doesn’t also happen to wear a black hat, does he?”

“Yes. He wears it as though it is a permanent fixture upon his head.” Aku rolled his eyes. As for what Black was hiding under that hat, not even Aku could be sure.

“If you should have the misfortune of meeting him, be wary of him at all times. He is known for his trickery.”

a-vf-vi-tf-ti:

“Aku also really likes me for some reason.”

“I tolerate you because we share a mutual hatred of Gaster and because you are a friend of Azura. THAT IS ALL.”

Have you met Aku’s 7 daughters?

omnituent:

unspeakablyevil:

defiantdaughter

omnituent:

“SEVEN?!”

“Who are you shouting at?”

“No one worth mentioning!” Aku growled, then sank into his shoulders with an irate huff. There were worse people for his daughters to meet (the Samurai, mainly) but he wasn’t thrilled about this either.

“…He calls himself Back Hat,” the yokai spoke at length. “And you must never trust a word he speaks. He is a malignant creature almost as powerful as I.”

“And yet you still mentioned me.”

“To your DAUGHTER.”

“Whom I have yet to UNDERSTAND.”